8
JOHN was a cosmetic surgeon who specialised in turning old people into young people, and vice versa, but really it was just an illusion, because they were still old (or young) inside.
JOHN fell in love with SANDY. SANDY was his twenty-fifth patient, she had lovely auburn hair and grey eyes. She wanted to look thirty again but JOHN loved her just the way she was. SANDY, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL he told her.
DO YOUR JOB, she replied, so JOHN put her under an anesthetic but he couldn’t go through with the procedure so he put her in a rug and put her in his van and drove her to Dover and when she woke up she was on a ferry with him halfway to Spain.
